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Caplaw Adam Lloyd-James

Caplaw

Adam Lloyd-James

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469 pages
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 About the Book 

Hello everyone.This is not the best-written book in the world. Its not even close. To be quite honest, referring to it as a book is something even I havent quite got accustomed to yet. If you read it, good luck to you. Youll need it. SometimesMoreHello everyone.This is not the best-written book in the world. Its not even close. To be quite honest, referring to it as a book is something even I havent quite got accustomed to yet. If you read it, good luck to you. Youll need it. Sometimes I think parts of it must have been written by monkeys or something, but then I feel sorry to the monkeys for suggesting that theyd write such drivel, and I go and bake them a cake to make up for it. But this is beside the point. Not just because the monkeys have no idea why Im bringing them cake.We begin our story in a shed, which has been strapped to the outside of a spaceship. On this ship we find Alfred Fish (an eighty-nine year old alien girl), Old Lady Caplaw (a nine hundred and eighty-two year old alien nutjob), and her scrawny cousin The. From there they unknowingly embark on an epic quest through all sorts of highly imaginative things, such as… Well. Im not sure yet. But Ill do my best.Along the way they meet monsters, aliens, and a carton of orange juice with legendary qualities. And of course, no book this crap is complete without the standard lets all go and save the world stuff. Dont worry, I tried (and failed) to make it as good as possible.Hopefully, this introduction will have scared off most of you, leaving me with a highly select bunch of weirdos to release this to… So sit back, relax, and make sure you have at least two boxes of painkillers to hand.Trust me, youll need them.